Rumors Spread Faster Than Water Measurements
By Tom Seest
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The Data Center That Drank the Creek Dry
Act I — The Number Nobody Could Find
The trouble began, as many troubles in Sequatchie Crossing did, on the front porch of the Valley View Diner.
The morning crowd had assembled beneath a row of ceiling fans that rotated with the determination of government paperwork.
Clovis Strickland sat with a cup of coffee and a notebook he rarely wrote in.
Mabel Dean Ashcroft sat beside him, reading three printed articles simultaneously.
Across from them sat Chester Ray Blevins, who printed things simply because he owned a print shop and therefore considered digital information suspicious.
Daisy the hound slept beneath the table.
Mabel slapped a stack of papers.
“There it is.”
What is?” asked Clovis.
“The number.”
“What number?”
“The number that ought to concern every living person in this valley.”
Clovis sighed.
“Which number is it this week?”
“MILLIONS.”
Several heads turned.
“Mabel,” said Chester Ray carefully, “millions of what?”
“Gallons.”
The diner grew quiet.
“Per day.”
A fork stopped halfway to someone’s mouth.
Clovis rubbed his forehead.

Act I – The Number Nobody Could Find
“Who uses millions of gallons a day?”
“The data center.”
“The proposed one?”
“The proposed one.”
“Where’d you get that?”
Mabel waved the papers dramatically.
“Internet.”
Nobody challenged that source because it would have required challenging half the information consumed in town.
Trixie Jo Bartlett arrived carrying biscuits.
“What’d I miss?”
“Mabel says the data center is gonna drink the valley dry.”
Trixie sat.
“Already?”
“It ain’t built yet,” Clovis said.
“Planning ahead is how disasters happen,” Mabel replied.
At that exact moment a goat wandered through the parking lot.
Nobody knew who owned it anymore.
The goat lowered its head and began drinking from a muddy puddle beside a discarded flower pot.
Trixie pointed.
“That puddle’s been there since February.”
“Goat don’t seem concerned,” said Clovis.
Goat ain’t paying a water bill.”
The conversation spread through town before lunch.
By afternoon people were discussing dried-up creeks.
By evening they were discussing dried-up wells.
By supper they were discussing the possibility of importing water from Kentucky.
Nobody could identify where the original number came from.
Yet everyone knew it.
Millions.
Per day.
The number floated through Sequatchie Crossing like folklore.
And folklore, everyone knew, traveled faster than plumbing.

Act I – The Number Nobody Could Find
Act II — Town Hall Hydrology
The next evening Town Hall filled beyond capacity.
Mayor Bea Crowe stood at the podium.
She had developed the expression common among people whose job required listening to everybody.
Boot sat near the front.
Shelley Fawn Wexler carried a legal pad.
Tiffany Annette Roark carried three.
Santiago “Sonny” Morales carried a tablet.
Evelyn Grace Tipton carried concerns.
Mabel carried more concerns than Evelyn.
Mayor Crowe tapped the microphone.
“Let’s begin.”
Hands immediately shot up.
“Yes, Mabel.”
“How many gallons per day?”
The room nodded.
Mayor Crowe looked down.
“We are still reviewing—”
“MILLIONS?”
Someone shouted.

Act II – Town Hall Hydrology
Mayor Crowe inhaled slowly.
“Possibly depending upon design.”
The room erupted.
Shelley raised a hand.
“Possibly is a large category.”
“Thank you,” said Mayor Crowe.
Mabel stood.
“I’d like to know if we’re discussing a business or a mechanical vampire.”
Several citizens applauded.
Tiffany scribbled the phrase mechanical vampire.
It sounded like a future headline.
Boot finally spoke.
“Has anybody actually read the engineering documents?”
Silence.
The room suddenly became interested in the floor.
Boot nodded.
“Thought so.”
Mabel crossed her arms.
“Do you have them?”
“No.”
“Then you’re guessing too.”
“Difference is I’m aware of it.”
A few chuckles moved through the crowd.
Sheriff Peeler stood along the wall.
His approach to controversy was simple.
He preferred facts.
Unfortunately facts rarely arrived before rumors.
Officer Kenny Joe Teeter leaned beside him.
“What do you think?”
“I think nobody’s measured anything yet.”
“That ain’t stopping them.”
“Nope.”
Outside Town Hall the goat appeared again.
It drank from a shallow depression beside the sidewalk.
A depression nobody had noticed despite walking past it for years.

Act II – Town Hall Hydrology
Act III — The Crow, The Mule, and The Internet
By Thursday the town possessed seven different estimates.
The lowest estimate suggested modest usage.
The highest estimate suggested the Tennessee River might disappear.
Mister Wade Langston sat on the church porch with Earl Womack.
Nearby stood a mule that belonged to nobody officially and everybody unofficially.
The mule blocked the walkway.
As usual.
Earl shook his head.
“I remember when they said the furniture plant would change everything.”
“It did.”
“Then they said the distribution center would change everything.”
“It did.”
Then they said fiber internet would change everything.”
“It did.”
Mister Wade nodded.
“The problem is folks remember predictions better than outcomes.”
Above them a crow landed on a railing.
The bird carried a fast-food wrapper.

Act III – The Crow, The Mule, and The Internet
“That crow’s been everywhere,” Earl observed.
“Like Facebook.”
The crow cawed.
Pastor Arnold Peeler emerged from the church.
“What’s the discussion today?”
“Data center.”
“Still?”
“Growing stronger.”
Pastor Peeler smiled.
“Fear and certainty are cousins.”
“How’s that?”
“They both arrive before evidence.”
The mule refused to move.
Several people attempted negotiation.
The mule ignored all proposals.
Finally Boot arrived.
He examined the situation.
Then walked around it.
The others followed.
The mule remained exactly where it was.
Interesting lesson,” Pastor Peeler said.
“What lesson?”
“Sometimes the obstacle isn’t moving.”
“So?”
“We are.”

Act III – The Crow, The Mule, and The Internet
Act IV — Engineering Reports and Other Rare Wildlife
Friday morning Boot visited the county offices.
Three hours later he emerged carrying documents thick enough to stun a raccoon.
By noon he sat inside the sheriff’s office.
Sheriff Peeler, Kenny Joe, Shelley, Tiffany, Sonny, and Clovis gathered around.
Boot opened the binder.
The room stared.
Engineering reports were rare in Sequatchie Crossing.
People discussed them frequently.
Reading them was less common.
Boot adjusted his glasses.
“Here’s the problem.”
“Only one?” asked Clovis.
“Everybody keeps repeating the biggest number.”
“And?”
“The biggest number assumes the largest possible build-out.”
Silence.

Act IV – Engineering Reports and Other Rare Wildlife
Boot continued.
“It also assumes specific cooling systems.”
Tiffany frowned.
“So the number isn’t wrong?”
“Not exactly.”
“But it ain’t necessarily right.”
“Correct.”
Sheriff Peeler nodded.
“Explain it simple.”
Boot pointed.
“Different designs use different amounts.”
Like trucks?” Kenny Joe asked.
“Exactly.”
“Some use more fuel.”
“Right.”
“So folks are arguing over a truck they haven’t built yet.”
Boot smiled.
“Now you’re getting somewhere.”
Clovis leaned forward.
“What do the reports actually say?”
Boot flipped pages.
“Potential water use ranges considerably depending on equipment, expansion phases, weather, recycling systems, and cooling technology.”
Everyone blinked.
“That’s complicated,” said Shelley.
“Reality usually is.”
Outside the window the goat appeared.
It drank from a puddle behind the courthouse.
Clovis pointed.
“That goat keeps finding water.”
“Goat ain’t reading social media,” said Boot.

Act IV – Engineering Reports and Other Rare Wildlife
Act V — The Creek Inspection
Mabel remained unconvinced.
Therefore she organized a creek inspection.
Nearly half the town attended.
If there was one thing Sequatchie Crossing enjoyed, it was inspecting something.
The group assembled beside the creek.
Mabel led.
Clovis followed.
Trixie brought sandwiches.
Maggie Sue Dillard brought sweet tea.
Lurleen Davenport brought opinions.
Both proved useful.
Dr. Neil Cowgill joined with a notebook.
Coach Freddie Stubblefield arrived because somebody told him there would be walking.
Brett and Alyssa Crenshaw carried cameras.
The creek flowed quietly.
Not dramatically.
Just steadily.
Mabel pointed.
“Imagine millions of gallons leaving every day.”
Everyone stared.

Act V – The Creek Inspection
The creek continued being a creek.
Dr. Cowgill crouched.
“We should probably estimate actual flow.”
“Can you?”
“Roughly.”
Lurleen folded her arms.
“I like rough estimates when they’re mine.”
Dr. Cowgill laughed.
The group spent an hour discussing water.
Another hour discussing how to discuss water.
A third hour discussing whether discussing water was productive.
Meanwhile the goat wandered downstream.
It discovered a spring emerging from beneath limestone.
Several people followed.
Clovis blinked.
“I’ve lived here thirty years.”
“So?”
“I didn’t know that spring existed.”
Neither had most of the crowd.
Water trickled steadily.
Mabel stared.
“Well.”
Dr. Cowgill smiled.
“Turns out not all water is obvious.”
“That’s philosophical.”
“It’s hydrological.”

Act V – The Creek Inspection
Act VI — The Diner Debate
That evening the Valley View Diner hosted the largest argument in recent memory.
Fortunately it remained civil.
Mostly.
Shelley sat with Tiffany.
Sonny sat with RT Mullins.
Mabel occupied her usual position.
Boot occupied his.
Which was generally opposite Mabel during public controversies.
The waitress refilled coffee continuously.
The conversation resumed.
“What if the usage ends up being enormous?” Mabel asked.
“Then that’s worth discussing,” Boot replied.
“What if it’s small?”
“That’s worth discussing too.”
RT nodded.
“Seems like the real issue is uncertainty.”
Shelley pointed her fork.
“Exactly.”

Act VI – The Diner Debate
People hate uncertainty.
They prefer certainty.
Even wrong certainty.
Especially wrong certainty if it arrives first.
Mabel considered that.
“I don’t like being uncertain.”
“No one does,” Sonny replied.
“Then why are we uncertain?”
“Because the project isn’t finalized.”
That answer irritated nearly everyone.
Because it was true.
Across the room Chester Ray read printed reports.
“These documents are terrible.”
“They’re engineering reports,” said Tiffany.
“Exactly.”
The diner laughed.
Outside, Daisy chased the goat.
The goat calmly stepped into another overlooked puddle.
Daisy stopped.
The goat drank.
Neither animal seemed concerned with projected water consumption models.

Act VI – The Diner Debate
Act VII — Church Basement Arithmetic
Sunday afternoon brought a community information session.
Pastor Peeler opened the church basement.
Folding chairs appeared.
Coffee appeared.
Cookies appeared.
Attendance followed.
Boot stood before a whiteboard.
Nobody trusted PowerPoint.
Whiteboards felt more honest.
Boot wrote numbers.
People watched carefully.
“Let’s pretend,” he began.
Immediately several citizens looked nervous.
“Just for illustration.”
He explained gallons.
Flow rates.
Storage.

Act VII – Church Basement Arithmetic
Recycling systems.
Cooling methods.
Expansion phases.
The difference between average usage and maximum usage.
The difference between potential usage and actual usage.
The difference between internet headlines and engineering design.
Mabel interrupted repeatedly.
This helped.
Every question she asked turned out to be a question others shared.
By the end the room looked exhausted.
Not because the topic was difficult.
Because reality possessed more details than rumor.
Pastor Peeler stood.
“What have we learned?”
Evelyn raised her hand.
“We don’t know everything.”
“Good.”
Shelley added, “The largest number isn’t automatically the most likely number.”
“Also good.”
Mabel sighed.
“And water use depends on specific decisions.”
“Excellent.”
Pastor Peeler smiled.
“Progress.”
A crow landed outside the window.
The bird dropped a french fry.
Nobody knew why.
The crow certainly wasn’t explaining.

Act VII – Church Basement Arithmetic
Act VIII — The Meeting Nobody Won
The final public meeting occurred at Town Hall the following Tuesday.
Every chair filled.
Every wall had listeners.
Mayor Crowe opened proceedings.
Representatives from the proposed project answered questions.
Some answers satisfied people.
Others did not.
Which meant the meeting was functioning normally.
Mabel stood.
“What guarantees exist?”
The representative answered.
Boot asked technical questions.
Shelley asked legal questions.
Sonny asked infrastructure questions.
Tiffany asked communication questions.
Sheriff Peeler asked factual questions.
Pastor Peeler asked human questions.
Nobody asked easy questions.
Hours passed.
Eventually Mayor Crowe called for closing comments.
Clovis stood.

Act VIII – The Meeting Nobody Won
The room quieted.
He rarely spoke at length.
“When this started,” he said, “I heard one number.”
Several heads nodded.
“I repeated it.”
More nods.
“Then I heard another number.”
He paused.
“Then another.”
The room chuckled.
“I’ve spent two weeks learning the difference between hearing and knowing.”
Silence followed.
Good silence.
The useful kind.
“Seems to me,” Clovis continued, “we’ve got legitimate concerns.”
Mabel nodded.
“We’ve got legitimate opportunities.”
Boot nodded.
“And we’ve got a whole lot of things that still depend on decisions not yet made.”
Nobody argued.
Because nobody could.
The statement was irritatingly accurate.

Act VIII – The Meeting Nobody Won
Act IX — The Goat’s Report
A week later life resumed its normal rhythm.
Which in Sequatchie Crossing meant people continued discussing the issue while pretending not to.
At the sheriff’s office, Kenny Joe reviewed notes.
At Town Hall, Mayor Crowe reviewed proposals.
At the diner, Mabel reviewed concerns.
At the church, Pastor Peeler reviewed perspectives.
At the print shop, Chester Ray reviewed print jobs.
At the hardware store, Boot reviewed reports.
Clovis reviewed people.
Which had always been his specialty.
That afternoon several townspeople gathered beside the creek.
The goat appeared once more.
The animal moved confidently through weeds and brush.
Then stopped beside yet another small water source.
A seep.
Tiny.
Hidden.

Act IX – The Goat’s Report
Ignored.
The goat drank.
Everyone watched.
Clovis laughed first.
“What?”
Mabel asked.
“I think we’ve spent weeks arguing about water.”
“So?”
“Meanwhile that goat keeps finding water nobody knew existed.”
Boot smiled.
“That’s about right.”
Pastor Peeler nodded.
“Human beings are remarkable.”
“How?”
“We can overlook what exists while imagining what might.”
The group stood quietly.
The creek flowed.
The spring trickled.
The seep glimmered.
The goat drank.
Nobody had solved every question.
Nobody had eliminated every concern.
Nobody had proven every fear unfounded.
Nobody had proven every prediction correct.
Instead they had discovered something less dramatic and more useful.
Reality was larger than rumor.
And understanding required more work than repeating.
That lesson disappointed people who preferred certainty.
But it proved surprisingly valuable for everyone else.

Act IX – The Goat’s Report
Epilogue — Measurements
Months later, whenever discussions turned toward the proposed data center, residents still disagreed.
That never changed.
What changed was the conversation.
People asked more questions.
People requested more documents.
People distinguished between possibilities and probabilities.
Mayor Crowe appreciated that.
Sheriff Peeler appreciated it even more.
Boot appreciated it most of all.
Mabel continued worrying.
Which remained one of the community’s most reliable natural resources.
Yet even she admitted something important.
One morning at the diner she folded a newspaper and looked across the table at Clovis.
“You know what I learned?”
“What?”
“Big numbers deserve investigation.”
Clovis nodded.
“They do.”
“But so do the assumptions underneath them.”
Boot nearly dropped his coffee.
“Did Mabel just say that?”
“I believe she did.”
Mabel pointed a finger.
“Don’t get used to it.”
The table laughed.
Outside, beside the parking lot, the goat lowered its head and drank from a puddle everyone had overlooked.
Again.
As if some lessons required repetition.
And as if reality, unlike rumor, rarely felt any need to announce itself.

Epilogue – Measurements
Disclaimer
Sequatchie Crossing is a work of fiction. All characters, businesses, events, organizations, and locations portrayed in this story are fictionalized for satirical, educational, and entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real events is coincidental.
This story does not advocate for or against any specific data center project, technology company, development proposal, government action, or policy position. Its purpose is to explore how communities process information, uncertainty, rumors, risks, and opportunities when confronting complex issues.
Readers are encouraged to consult engineering studies, environmental reports, public records, regulatory filings, and qualified experts when evaluating real-world infrastructure projects.

Disclaimer – The Data Center That Drank the Creek Dry
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