Issue Expected to Remain Stable Pending Outcome Of Unrelated Decisions
By Tom Seest
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Town Waiting for Election Results Before Addressing Pre-Election Problem
Act I – The Problem Arrives Early
The trouble began, as most things did in Sequatchie Crossing, on the front porch of Mabel Dean Ashcroft’s house, sometime between her second cup of coffee and her first formal complaint of the day.
“It won’t wait,” Mabel said, staring across the road like she expected the problem to introduce itself properly.
Across from her, Eugene “Boot” Barnes leaned back in a chair that had learned to hold him without argument. He didn’t look at the road. He didn’t need to.
“It’s getting worse,” Boot said.
He said it the way one might comment on the weather—inevitable, unchangeable, and somehow personal.
“What is?” asked Maggie Sue Dillard, who had arrived unannounced but with purpose, carrying a notepad she rarely used but always displayed.
“The ditch,” Mabel said. “Or what used to be a ditch. It’s more of a suggestion now.”
Boot nodded. “Water ain’t following it anymore. It’s thinking about other options.”
Maggie Sue made a note. “Alternative drainage patterns.”
“That’s a polite way of saying it’s headed for my foundation,” Mabel said.
Down the road, Clovis Strickland approached, carrying a clipboard and three pens clipped neatly in a row.
“I’ve been tracking it,” Clovis announced before anyone asked.
“Tracking what?” Maggie Sue said.
“Everything,” Clovis replied. “But specifically, the rate at which that ditch has ceased to be a ditch. I’ve got timelines.”
Boot nodded approvingly. “He always does.”
Mabel crossed her arms. “Then your timeline ought to tell you it won’t wait.”
Clovis flipped through papers. “Well, according to this, the problem began approximately six weeks before the upcoming election cycle entered its sensitive period.”
“What’s a sensitive period?” Maggie Sue asked.
“It’s when decisions start meaning things,” Clovis said.
Boot scratched his chin. “They didn’t mean anything before?”
“They meant less,” Clovis clarified.
Mabel stood up. “Well, my house don’t care about timing. Water’s already making decisions.”
From the road, Daisy the hound wandered over and sat squarely in the middle of the shallow runoff, watching it as though it might confess.
“She’s keeping an eye on it,” Boot said.
“That dog’s the only one around here doing anything,” Mabel muttered.

Act I – The Problem Arrives Early
Act II – Town Hall Observes the Situation
Inside Town Hall, the air had the steady stillness of something waiting to be decided by someone not currently present.
Shelley Fawn Wexler stood at the front with a folder labeled “Pre-Election Issues (Deferred).”
“We’ve received a complaint,” Shelley announced.
“From Mabel?” asked Evelyn Grace Tipton.
“From several sources,” Shelley corrected. “Mabel was just the first to say it out loud.”
Clovis raised his hand. “I’ve prepared a timeline.”
“Of course you have,” Shelley said. “Let’s hear it.”
Clovis stepped forward. “The ditch deterioration aligns with increased rainfall, decreased maintenance, and a coincidental overlap with the election cycle.”
“So what’s the recommendation?” asked Brett Crenshaw.
Clovis hesitated. “Well, the timeline suggests action would have been appropriate approximately four weeks ago.”
“And now?” asked Alyssa Crenshaw.
“Now we are within a window where action could be interpreted,” Clovis said carefully.
“Interpreted as what?” asked Lurleen Davenport.
“As influence,” Shelley said.
Silence settled in like a second agenda.
“So we don’t fix it?” Maggie Sue asked.
“We observe it,” Shelley said.
At the back of the room, Mister Wade Langston nodded. “Observation is a form of governance.”
Mabel stood abruptly. “Water don’t care who’s running for what.”
Shelley smiled politely. “And that’s precisely why we must be careful.”

Act II – Town Hall Observes the Situation
Act III – The Diner Considers Timing
At the diner, Trixie Jo Bartlett poured coffee with the steady rhythm of someone who had heard it all before and expected to hear it again.
“So they ain’t fixing it,” Boot said.
“They’re thinking about it,” Trixie Jo replied.
“That’s worse,” Boot said.
At the counter, RT Mullins leaned in. “You can’t fix something right before an election. Makes it look like you’re trying to fix something.”
“That’s exactly what we’re trying to do,” Mabel snapped.
Tiffany Annette Roark adjusted her sunglasses indoors. “It’s about optics.”
“It’s about water,” Mabel said.
“No,” Tiffany said calmly. “It’s about timing.”
Coach Freddie Stubblefield tapped his fork. “In football, timing is everything.”
“This ain’t football,” Mabel said.
“No,” Coach Freddie agreed. “In football, you eventually have to move.”
From the corner booth, Santiago “Sonny” Morales nodded. “In my experience, waiting changes the problem. It don’t solve it.”
Boot looked out the window. “It’s getting worse.”
Daisy, visible through the glass, stood unmoving in the ditch.
“Even the dog knows it,” Mabel said.

Act III – The Diner Considers Timing
Act IV – The Sheriff’s Office Maintains Order
Sheriff Peeler sat behind his desk, reading a report that said very little but said it formally.
Officer Kenny Joe Teeter stood nearby, hands folded in the posture of a man ready to do something once told what that something was.
“So what’s our role here?” Kenny Joe asked.
Sheriff Peeler sighed. “Our role is to ensure nothing escalates.”
“It’s already escalating,” Kenny Joe said.
“Yes,” Sheriff Peeler agreed. “But it hasn’t escalated officially.”
Doug “Doughboy” Teeter leaned against the wall. “That ditch is about to escalate into somebody’s living room.”
Sheriff Peeler nodded. “And when it does, we’ll respond.”
“Respond how?” Kenny Joe asked.
“Appropriately,” Sheriff Peeler said.
Outside, Daisy barked once—not loudly, just enough to register dissatisfaction.
Sheriff Peeler glanced at the window. “Even she’s monitoring the situation.”
“She’s been there all morning,” Kenny Joe said.
“That dog’s got better jurisdiction than we do,” Doughboy muttered.

Act IV – The Sheriff’s Office Maintains Order
Act V – The Church Speaks of Seasons
At the church, Pastor Arnold Peeler stood before the congregation, hands folded in a posture that suggested patience might be mistaken for progress.
“There is a season,” he said, “for all things.”
Sister Lila Mae “Hallelujah” Pruitt nodded vigorously. “Yes, Lord!”
“A season for planting,” Pastor Peeler continued, “and a season for waiting.”
“Hallelujah!” Sister Lila Mae cried.
Mabel sat in the third pew, arms crossed. “Ain’t no season for flooding your own house.”
Pastor Peeler paused. “Sometimes, we must trust that timing will reveal the proper moment.”
Boot leaned toward Mabel. “That moment’s gonna be underwater.”
Dr. Neil Cowgill adjusted his glasses. “From a structural standpoint, prolonged exposure to water—”
“Doctor,” Pastor Peeler said gently, “we are discussing spiritual timing.”
“Well, structurally,” Dr. Cowgill continued anyway, “the timing is poor.”
Lurleen whispered to Evelyn Grace. “He always brings it back to structure.”
Evelyn nodded. “Somebody has to.”

Act V – The Church Speaks of Seasons
Act VI – Clovis Measures the Delay
Back on Mabel’s porch, Clovis had expanded his timeline into a full chart.
“We are now in what I call the ‘Deferred Action Phase,’” Clovis explained.
Maggie Sue leaned in. “How long does that last?”
“Until after the election,” Clovis said.
“And then?” Mabel asked.
Clovis flipped a page. “Then we enter the ‘Post-Election Reassessment Phase.’”
Boot sighed. “It’ll be worse by then.”
Clovis nodded. “Yes. Significantly.”
“So we wait?” Maggie Sue asked.
Clovis hesitated. “Technically, we are aligning with broader decision cycles.”
Mabel shook her head. “Water ain’t aligning with nothing.”
Daisy shifted her stance in the ditch, holding her ground as the water curved around her.
“She ain’t moving,” Boot said.
“She don’t believe in timing,” Mabel said.

Act VI – Clovis Measures the Delay
Act VII – The Candidates Say Nothing
At a small gathering near Town Hall, Brett and Alyssa Crenshaw stood before a group of residents.
“We believe in thoughtful decision-making,” Brett said.
“Especially during sensitive periods,” Alyssa added.
Mabel raised her hand. “What about the ditch?”
Brett smiled. “We are aware of the situation.”
“And we are committed to addressing it at the appropriate time,” Alyssa said.
“When is that?” Mabel asked.
“After the election,” Brett said.
“So you won’t fix it now?” Boot asked.
“We won’t influence it now,” Alyssa corrected.
Tiffany nodded approvingly. “Very measured.”
RT Mullins leaned over to Sonny. “Measured ain’t the same as useful.”
Sonny shrugged. “Depends on what you’re measuring.”

Act VII – The Candidates Say Nothing
Act VIII – The Problem Becomes Larger
Rain came that night—not dramatically, just steadily enough to prove a point.
By morning, the ditch had expanded its ambitions.
Water pooled at Mabel’s steps.
“It’s here,” Mabel said simply.
Boot stood beside her. “Told you.”
Clovis checked his chart. “This aligns with projected escalation.”
“Congratulations,” Mabel said. “You predicted water.”
Daisy stood in the middle of it all, unmoved, as if anchoring the scene.
Sheriff Peeler arrived, followed by Kenny Joe and Doughboy.
“We’re responding,” Sheriff Peeler announced.
“To what?” Mabel asked.
“To the situation,” he said.
“It’s the same situation,” Mabel said.
“Yes,” Sheriff Peeler agreed. “But now it’s officially escalated.”

Act VIII – The Problem Becomes Larger
Act IX – The Decision to Wait Continues
Back at Town Hall, Shelley Fawn Wexler addressed the assembled group.
“The situation has changed,” she said.
“Yes,” Mabel said. “It got worse.”
Shelley nodded. “Which is why we must proceed carefully.”
Clovis raised his chart. “We are nearing the end of the Deferred Action Phase.”
“And then?” Maggie Sue asked.
Shelley smiled. “Then we can act without implication.”
Boot shook his head. “It’ll be too late.”
Shelley tilted her head. “It will be appropriately timed.”
Outside, Daisy remained steady in the water, the only thing in town that had chosen a position and held it.

Act IX – The Decision to Wait Continues
Epilogue – After the Election
The results came in quietly, like most things in Sequatchie Crossing.
And the next morning, crews arrived to fix the ditch.
Boot watched from the porch. “About time.”
Mabel nodded. “Too late.”
Clovis adjusted his timeline. “Perfectly aligned.”
The water receded.
The ditch returned.
And Daisy finally stepped out, shaking herself dry, as if to say the waiting had been unnecessary all along.

Epilogue – After the Election
Disclaimer
No real persons, businesses, or actual events are depicted in this story. Any resemblance to real individuals or situations is purely coincidental. Sequatchie Crossing exists as a fictional setting where timing is always under consideration, action is often deferred, and decisions tend to arrive exactly when they no longer matter.

Disclaimer – Town Waiting for Election Results Before Addressing Pre-Election Problem
Real Places Behind the Ruckus – From The Dunlap Directory

Real Places Behind the Ruckus – From The Dunlap Directory
Yes, this story was fictional; even the parts that weren’t true. These places? Absolutely real. Stop by, support local, and keep the Wi-Fi away from livestock:
- Dunlap Iron & Metals
- Sequatchie County Veterans Service Office
- Shadowlands RV
- Heritage Painting
- Reynolds Seal Coating Company
- Sunrise Extended Stay RV Park
- Rigsby Farm Equipment
- Ruby Falls
- L & C Concrete Finishing
- Charles G. Jenkins Jr.
- Buy, and Sale in Crossville, Pikeville, Dunlap, Cookeville TN
- Mountain View Barns of Dunlap
- Clayton’s Septic Pumping and Porta Potty Rentals
- Sequatchie Valley Lodge
- Walker’s Dirt Work LLC
- Bryans Painting & Decorating
- The Honey Bee Motel
- Dunlap Natural Gas System
- Kintz’s Creations

Real Places Behind the Ruckus – From The Dunlap Directory
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